Be so Quichè and get in first to our store on Thursday to get some fuck off amazing giveaway prizes. We got a variety of thangs from KTZ, WIA, Adeen, Rikvilla, Emma Mulholland, OS Accessories, Lazy Oaf and way more cool shit santa don’t even know about.
$!$!$!$!$!$!$$~~~ DASSIT?>> NO! THERE ARE DISCOUNTS ~~~$$!$!$!$!$!$!$
Between the hours of 7:30 and 8:30 get 20% of all NEW stock and a further 15% off the already reduced shit. ++ Plus buy any piece of clothing and get ANY accessories at 30% off.
On Thursday the 12th Of December this year,
Alacran Tequila will drown all your fears,
And sorrows, for tis the season to be jolly,
come down to the basement and stand under the holly,
With a boy or a girl or whoever knows what,
chances are in the morning you won't remember squat,
We will dance, we will sing and most probably twerk,
call in sick boys and girls, you won't be going to work,
With Kato on the decks and Santa's furry sack full,
of presents and treats for bad the bitches who pull,
their plastic and paper out on the night,
and who stroke Santa's furry sack just right,
No need to worry and no need to fear,
for Christmaka time is very very near.
WHERE: Basement 80 Oxford St, Darlinghurst
WHEN: Thursday 12th December, 8-10PM
WHY: Because we're alcoholics and we love you all
WHO: All you rad customers that support our fun dungeon.
COME TWERK WIT US
CLICK ATTENDING ON FACEBOOK TO KEEP UP TO DATE WITH HINTS ON WHAT SANTA WILL BE PULLING OUT OF HIS SACK ON THE NIGHT!
SEE YOU THERE!
xoxo peace and pout we're out xoxo
