19/12/2013

+XMAS IS HERE, GET IN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

XMAS IS APPROACHING.
BE SURE TO GRAB THE ONES YOU LOVE SOMETHING FROM OUR DUNGEON TO STUFF THEIR STOCKING ;)
WITH OUR NEW ARRIVALS FROM LAZY OAF, WE GOT YO LAST MINUTE GIFT IDEAS SORTED!

ASSORTED LAZY OAF SOCKS $20




ASSORTED LAZY OAF IPAD CASES $40



LAZY OAD BURGER DUFFLE BAG $99


THE LOOK ON THIER FACE XMAS MORING = PRICELESS





10/12/2013

+XMAS PARTY GIVAWAYS AND DISCOUNTS




Be so Quichè and get in first to our store on Thursday to get some fuck off amazing giveaway prizes. We got a variety of thangs from KTZ, WIA, Adeen, Rikvilla, Emma Mulholland, OS Accessories, Lazy Oaf and way more cool shit santa don’t even know about.




$!$!$!$!$!$!$$~~~ DASSIT?>> NO! THERE ARE DISCOUNTS ~~~$$!$!$!$!$!$!$


Between the hours of 7:30 and 8:30 get 20% of all NEW stock and a further 15% off the already reduced shit. ++ Plus buy any piece of clothing and get ANY accessories at 30% off.


On Thursday the 12th Of December this year,
Alacran Tequila will drown all your fears,
And sorrows, for tis the season to be jolly,
come down to the basement and stand under the holly,
With a boy or a girl or whoever knows what,
chances are in the morning you won't remember squat,
We will dance, we will sing and most probably twerk,
call in sick boys and girls, you won't be going to work,
With Kato on the decks and Santa's furry sack full,
of presents and treats for bad the bitches who pull,
their plastic and paper out on the night,
and who stroke Santa's furry sack just right,
No need to worry and no need to fear,
for Christmaka time is very very near.

WHERE: Basement 80 Oxford St, Darlinghurst
WHEN: Thursday 12th December, 8-10PM
WHY: Because we're alcoholics and we love you all
WHO: All you rad customers that support our fun dungeon.

COME TWERK WIT US


CLICK ATTENDING ON FACEBOOK TO KEEP UP TO DATE WITH HINTS ON WHAT SANTA WILL BE PULLING OUT OF HIS SACK ON THE NIGHT!
SEE YOU THERE!


xoxo peace and pout we're out xoxo

02/12/2013

+DOLLA DOLLA BILL YA'LL

No need to give shit presents this year, we got you.

Get yo' loved ones an +ESTATEofMIND 
Gift Voucher.

Starting from $20 for all yo' secret santa fools 
going all tha way to
 $10000000k for the serious playerz.

CA$H RULEZ EVERYTHANG ROUND ME
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CREAM GET THA MONEY!


Gift card design by
@jimmy_pizza
and
@_meatsauce_
Check em out on instagram!